Not A Very Big Bum
Star Wars Return of the Jedi
I apparently just took a four to five hour nap. Daniel claims I fell asleep before 6pm and I woke up at about 9:45. Guess I was tired. 
Here is an exchange that occurred last night in the middle of a serious talk:
DANIEL: Sorry, you probably think I’m a bum.
MEGGAN: No. Well, at least not a very big bum.
DANIEL: Ah.
MEGGAN: You’re like… *thinks* I almost said you were a one-pixel bum. That big of a bum.
DANIEL: …
MEGGAN: Um.
DANIEL: A one-pixel bum?
MEGGAN: Um, yes.
DANIEL: Dork.
It sort of escalated from there and I ended up telling him he was an 88×31 pixel bum and he said that wasn’t shapely enough, it should be shaped like an actual bum, and that’s about where I got confused and told him he wasn’t getting it and we laughed a bunch and called each other dorks.
Because seriously? A one-pixel bum? I need to get out more.
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1-pixel bum. That’s almost no bum! How can one live without the bum!?
Oh man. That is so great. I wanna say stuff like that all the time, to people who don’t even USE computers. I usually want to say it as something like “well.. it was maybe 5 pixels long,” in reference to a bug, which really, is kinda a bad form of measurement.. pixels are different sizes in different resolutions.
I’m a 1280×1024 bum =( Or maybe a dual-screens 2560×1024 bum.
Ahahaha. Geeky insults are awesome.