The DOMA Would Love This.

Nine Inch Nails – “Piggy (Nothing Can Stop Me Now)”

Daniel was being a total bum a few minutes ago, so I picked up his Homestar Runner coaster and threw it at him. I think it missed, but if anything, it may have hit him in the knee ever-so-softly.

He made some indignant noise and threw it back at me like a frisbee, hitting me smack in the head. I made a sad noise, fell over on the bed, grabbed the coaster and flung it his direction.

It grazed his computer monitor and dislodged some small bits of paper, which prompted Daniel to shriek,

“YOU’RE DESTROYING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!”

See, instances like this are why I could never give him up. Even when he is being a bum. :heartbeat:

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